Holly Madison Explains Why She Was Never On Birth Control While With Hugh Hefner

Surprisingly, the answer isn’t: Because Holly wanted to pop up the next Playboy empire heir. Former Playboy Playmate and one of Hugh Hefner‘s devoted ex-girlfriends, Holly Madison, is talking about the now-deceased man’s favorite place to bust a nut. Himself. Holly says she was never afraid of pregnancy and never went on birth control because the way Hugh enjoyed ending his romps involved no man batter entering hers or anybody else’s oven. I hate this knowledge, but at least she’s smart enough to know it’s more about where it went and not that he was older because, as we know, even some 80-year-old dude’s dick can make a baby if it’s in the right place.

Holly was one of the main and most devoted girlfriends of Hugh’s and appeared on The Girls Next Door from 2005 to 2009. Now, Holly does a podcast, Girls Next Level, with her former fellow main girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt. Hugh died in 2017 at 91, but Holly has been talking about his dick for some time and continues to discuss how horrible and traumatic sex with Hugh was to this day.

In a new podcast with Bridget, Holly delved into how she never went on birth control while with Hugh, not because his swimmers didn’t swim, but because they weren’t gonna make it where they needed to go. via OK! Magazine:

“I don’t know who was and wasn’t on birth control–I wasn’t–but I just don’t think anyone ever felt for a second that they were gonna get pregnant from Hef,” she revealed. “Not to be gross and graphic, but here we are. He never finished in anybody.”

“And when I say that, I don’t mean a last-minute pullout,” she added. “I mean, he would do whatever on our bedroom nights, and then the last part of it would just be him jerking off watching porn. Like, it wasn’t even near anybody.”

“So, I just don’t think any of us ever thought for a second that we were in danger of getting pregnant by him,” Madison continued, before going on to explain that several Playmates chose not to be on birth control because they trusted that Hefner “knew what he was doing” in that department.

“If you look at his history and all the people he’s been with, he’s only ever had kids when he was married and it was planned,” she explained of the surprising choice. “So, he knew what he was doing in that respect.”

Oh yeah, that’s definitely something I would associate with Hugh Hefner; responsibility. LOL! Hugh has four children, 70-year-old Christie Hefner, and 67-year-old David Hefner with his college love, Mildred Williams, and 32-year-old Marston Hefner, and 31-year-old Cooper Hefner with 1989’s Playmate of the Year, Kimberly Conrad. But Hef’s pull-out method didn’t always work. One of his post-Holly girlfriends, Karissa Shannon, said that Hugh got her pregnant when he was 84 and she was just 19. She later had an abortion.

And how Holly keeps talking about Hugh Hefner’s old man dick and sex life… She must be the majority shareholder in brain bleach.

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