Night Crumbs
Hilary Swank announced that at 48, she’s got a double CASE OF THE BABIES!!! Hilary and her 45-year-old husband Philip Schneider are expecting twins. Hilary has wanted kids for a while and calls her pregnancy a miracle. Well, Hilary’s got that Karate Kid and Million Dollar Baby stamina, and she’s also got millions of dollars to pay for help, so she’ll probably be able to deal with twice the newborn hijinks. And congrats to Hilary’s twins, because in the future they’ll be able to let the kids at school know that their mom is THEE Carly from Beverly Hills, 90210 – Entertainment Weekly
Jesse Williams got a win in his child custody tussle with his ex Aryn Drake-Lee. Previously, Jesse and Aryn were fighting over their L.A.-based children visiting him in NYC where he’s doing Take Me Out on Broadway. Aryn had been against it since the kids would have to travel across the country during the school year. The judge sided with Jesse and also ordered Jesse and Aryn not to post any “derogatory remarks” about each other on social media. Aryn later posted about the judge’s decision on social media, and I’m sure that as the post went up, her lawyers thought to themselves, “Please don’t let there be anything derogatory in that post… please don’t let there be anything derogatory in that post...” – Celebitchy
Ho ho ho! It’s David Harbour as a badass Santa with a man bun in the Violent Night trailer – Pajiba
Netflix says that Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (yes, that’s the full title) is one of its biggest original shows in Netflix history. You know what that means. Prepare yourselves for Bundy – Monster: The Ted Bundy Story starring Finn Wittrock and Gacy – Monster: The John Wayne Gacy Story (starring Sarah Paulson in her Linda Tripp fat suit) – The AV Club
Kanye West and Khloe Kardashian fought on Instagram after she told him to stop dragging the Koven and Kim Kardashian. Kanye hit back, saying that the Koven keeps him from seeing his daughter. And Khloe responded to that by saying that Kanye knows the truth and that Kim takes care of their kids “80%” of the time. HA! That sound you just heard is from the eyeballs of Kim’s nannies rolling out of their heads and hitting the floor – Just Jared
Note to 5-year-olds with Paw Patrol face tattoos: Sarah Michelle Gellar called you out while explaining why her and Freddie Prinze Jr.’s kids aren’t allowed to have their own social media pages – People
Gavin Rossdale’s gonna be a pepaw – Entertainment Tonight
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